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Trail Cameras / Neat buck, Elk with owies and a Big black dog...
« on: October 10, 2011, 04:14:29 PM »
First pics I thought were cool, last couple, not so much...

General Discussion / Standarized Complaint Form
« on: April 20, 2011, 09:08:01 AM »
Thought I would toss this out as an idea

Forum Complaint Form:
Please fill out in triplicate and deliver to our Complaint Dept Manager, Huntnphool.

Part I: Personal Information
Name/Alias: _____________
Email: __________________
Age: ___
Location: ___
Date: __/__/__

Part II: Argument Information (please choose one)
I want to argue about:
a. politics
b. sports
c. religion
d. other

My position is that:
a. I am always right
b. I am pretty confident that I am right
c. I may be right
d. Maybe I'm wrong, but...

Anyone who reads my message should know that:
a. You will not change my mind
b. You may be able to change my mind, but I doubt it
c. I'm willing to listen to reason
d. I am drunk and just trolling on here for a good fight

My level of intelligence:
a. Very High (use big words if you want to)
b. High (you can use big words, just not really big words)
c. Average (you may want to stay away from the big words)
d. Below average (please use words with 5-letters or less)
e. Low (dont even worry about spelling - I wont get it anyway)

The point of my argument is:
a. To stimulate thought and good discussion
b. To lend support to a popular idea
c. To stir up trouble by offending people
d. There is no point - I'm want to argue just to argue

Part III: The Argument
[Please use as much space as you require in this section. Please TRY
and use good grammar, proper punctuation, and be sure and check your
spelling. Please cite any web resources and/or other sources that you
may use. If you need to attach a photo or illustration, please resize it
and save it in .jpeg form.]

Part IV: The Argument's Defense
I am right because:
a. I've done extensive reading in this area and I feel that I have a
good comprehension of this subject
b. I've done a good deal of reading in this area and I think I know
what I'm talking about.
c. I'm not really sure if I'm right or not, but I did sleep at a
Holiday Inn Express last night!
d. I'm ALWAYS right!!

Part V: Rebuttals (please choose one)
If you disagree with my main points:
a. That's ok, I didn't think anyone would agree with me
b. Well, maybe you have a point there, but I still think I'm right
c. That's ridiculous. Are you really that stupid?
d. STFU! How f@cking stupid are you??

If you don't present any evidence to support your side of the argument:
a. Are you sure about that? You may want to look that up.
b. I think I have heard that before. Can you provide me with a source?
c. Yeah, right, how long did it take to pull that out of your ass?
d. STFU! How f@cking stupid are you??

If you DO present evidence to support your side of the argument:
a. Wow, I did not know that! I'll have to go read about that.
b. Hmm...those are good sources, but I'm not sure that I see your point.
c. Oh, yeah, like anyone takes that guy seriously! What an idiot!
d. STFU! How f@cking stupid are you??

If you bring up a good point I will:
a. Give you credit for it and take it into consideration.
b. Back away from the argument and ignore your reply.
c. Ignore your point and counter it with a new argument.
d. Attempt to spin your point into a different meaning.
e. Resort to name-calling and insults (see "Part VII: Insults")

If you continue to disagree with my argument then:
a. There's no point in arguing further - we will never reach a common
b. You may contact me via email and we can continue it there.
c. You're a ________! (insert adjective)
d. Other

Part VI: Miscellaneous
If you reply to my message:
a. Be prepare to argue because I stand firmly behind my beliefs
b. Don't be surprised if you don't hear from me because I really don't want to argue
c. I probably wont reply because I'm really not trying to start a fight
d. I will totally ignore you because I already know that I'm right!
e. I'll let you argue with me just so I can cut you down and make you look stupid

I feel the need to argue because:
a. I never shy away from a good debate
b. I'm having a bad day at work and I'm looking for a good fight
c. Causing trouble is the only way I can get attention
d. I had a troubled childhood - I can't help it
e. I am unhappy in life and my only pleasure comes from pissing people off

Part VII: Insults (Only to be used in the event of a major disagreement)
(please choose one and fill in the blanks for that response)
a. "You're such a/an _(adjective)_!!"
b. "Oh yeah? You're __(family member)__ is a/an __(adjective)__!!"
c. "Eat _(noun)_ and _(verb)_!!"
d. "Go _(verb)_ yourself!!"
e. "You make about as much sense as a _(noun)_!"
f. "_(adverb)_ you, pal!"
g. Custom Insult:_________


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